to gain about 3 1/2 pounds tomorrow and have awkward conversations with mine and layla’s families.
SERGIO MADE ME DO IT!
Name: samantha lynn ehrike
Tumblr Name: ehrikke
Nicknames: sam, samra, samzilla, shamu
Birthday: june 30, 1990
Location: asheville, nc
Current School/Job: School - AB Tech/ Spencers gifts.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single.
Random Fact: i have two cats, giraffe and binx.
Hobbies/Interests: music, movies, baking, eating, sleeping, cooking, road trips, tea.
Smoke/Drink: yes/ yes
Favorite Tumblr Blogs: onlycupcakes
Why Tumblr?: i just wanna fit in.
2 things:
first- you’re so cute with your little doggie!
2ndly-add a new nickname - SAMWOW!
hahahahah. i love that nickname. and thats my parents dog, he looks terrified but he is always terrified. i promise.
he looks like he’s ready to do the fucking waltz. geeeez
i’m in New York
bitchez
and the rest of the group is sleeping…
fagzzzzz
(esp vom/mallory/mallyjade/mallyisatugboat)
(because she is asleep too)
add nickname: mallawhore. that’s what we called her back in the day.
SERGIO MADE ME DO IT!
Name: samantha lynn ehrike
Tumblr Name: ehrikke
Nicknames: sam, samra, samzilla, shamu
Birthday: june 30, 1990
Location: asheville, nc
Current School/Job: School - AB Tech/ Spencers gifts.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Status: Single.
Random Fact: i have two cats, giraffe and binx.
Hobbies/Interests: music, movies, baking, eating, sleeping, cooking, road trips, tea.
Smoke/Drink: yes/ yes
Favorite Tumblr Blogs: onlycupcakes
Why Tumblr?: i just wanna fit in.
2 things:
first- you’re so cute with your little doggie!
2ndly-add a new nickname - SAMWOW!
We’ll be back here tomorrow.
I was a nervous wreck going through here.
I don’t like traffic and big cities…i think.
Ohhhh goodness.
Now i have to figure out where i’m sleeping…
Miriam and shawn in one bed…mallory and nathan in the other.
hmmmm.
Steal their blankets and pillows and claim the tub!
thats serious business. tubs are super comfy if you a thick blanket in it first. make sure you support your head or you’ll have a killer neckache in the morning
i hate being the only liberal and obama supporter in my office. everytime he does something these people loss their shit and smack talk him all day and attack me because they know i probably approve of the shit they hate. FUCK THE SOUTH!
(via fuckyeahneilpatrickharris)
Favorite Episode
(via itty)
<3
you should too.
favorite ever. is there a tumblr i can follow with these things?
at work!? how weird is that? his dad works in the “shop” for the company i work for.
vom:
I know. I can’t properly even view a prospective other if their music taste isn’t at least halfway appealing. I feel like maybe that’s a character flaw on my part, I mean I should ignore all that if they’re a great, caring person, right? Yeah, right.vom:
Haha. Yes. But Layla is sweet as shit, and she doesn’t have pictures where she’s running around trashed looking like the slut of all sluts. Or maybe I just haven’t seen them… I’m also blond and blue-eyed, but I’m not tanned to the core. I’m actually pale to the core, but that’s my thing. Don’t lie, I totally know she loves Kenny Chesney.vom:
What’s classier than a girl who’s got a drink in her hand 24/7? Or at least the kind of girl who presents every single picture of herself with a bottle right next to her. What’s classier than a girl that likes Kenny Chesney? Blond, blue-eyed, tanned to the core ladies with their breasts peeking out of whatever it is they’re wearing. I’m sick to my stomach again realizing ‘cute’ was never what you wanted, it was just a stepping stone, just a placeholder for that trashy “hot” girl who’ll get wasted right by your side.
HEY, don’t judge! layla is blonde, blue-eyed, and tanned to the core. her breasts do occasionally peek out of what she wears, and she gets wasted right by my side. she absolutely does NOT listen to Kenny Chesney tho….
thanks! she is a sweetie. i totally would not be with her if she listened to Kenny Chesney or any of that “Nu Country” as i like to call it. good taste in music was at the top of the list when selecting a mate.
definitely not. intelligence is a big part and i’ve never met anyone who listens to nickelback or hinder that is smart enough to hold a decent conversation about anything. most people who listen to that shit are into other stupid shit like nascar and UFC fighting
vom:
Haha. Yes. But Layla is sweet as shit, and she doesn’t have pictures where she’s running around trashed looking like the slut of all sluts. Or maybe I just haven’t seen them… I’m also blond and blue-eyed, but I’m not tanned to the core. I’m actually pale to the core, but that’s my thing. Don’t lie, I totally know she loves Kenny Chesney.vom:
What’s classier than a girl who’s got a drink in her hand 24/7? Or at least the kind of girl who presents every single picture of herself with a bottle right next to her. What’s classier than a girl that likes Kenny Chesney? Blond, blue-eyed, tanned to the core ladies with their breasts peeking out of whatever it is they’re wearing. I’m sick to my stomach again realizing ‘cute’ was never what you wanted, it was just a stepping stone, just a placeholder for that trashy “hot” girl who’ll get wasted right by your side.
HEY, don’t judge! layla is blonde, blue-eyed, and tanned to the core. her breasts do occasionally peek out of what she wears, and she gets wasted right by my side. she absolutely does NOT listen to Kenny Chesney tho….
thanks! she is a sweetie. i totally would not be with her if she listened to Kenny Chesney or any of that “Nu Country” as i like to call it. good taste in music was at the top of the list when selecting a mate.
vom:
What’s classier than a girl who’s got a drink in her hand 24/7? Or at least the kind of girl who presents every single picture of herself with a bottle right next to her. What’s classier than a girl that likes Kenny Chesney? Blond, blue-eyed, tanned to the core ladies with their breasts peeking out of whatever it is they’re wearing. I’m sick to my stomach again realizing ‘cute’ was never what you wanted, it was just a stepping stone, just a placeholder for that trashy “hot” girl who’ll get wasted right by your side.
HEY, don’t judge! layla is blonde, blue-eyed, and tanned to the core. her breasts do occasionally peek out of what she wears, and she gets wasted right by my side. she absolutely does NOT listen to Kenny Chesney tho….