January 2010
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
emilybakescakes:
amileeyp:
hahawhyarentyoufunny:
amileeyp:
hahawhyarentyoufunny:
:O I hope you came out of it alright :[ But, I did ram my sister over with my batmobile when she tried to cut me off with her bike. :D
Ya. I was okay. I was just like adsfasjdlk and went inside. haha. LOLOL. And you had a batmobile!?!? I used to have a barbie corvette. I loved that thing.
Haha, kinda...
くそっあなた
私のペニスを吸ってください
i said i had never made a snowman.
titanium-toaster:
she’s excited to help fix that.
me neither.
another week, another rant
armsaroundparis:
kneedeepinstatic:
armsaroundparis:
FUCK! some people just want to take a stance on things so badly, that they will talk about things they don’t know anything about. just to save me the time, please go read my rant on ugg haters. now… apply that to apple haters. + fouler language. thanks.
seriously, don’t hate on something you don’t have or can’t afford. because, AGAIN, we...
another week, another rant
armsaroundparis:
FUCK! some people just want to take a stance on things so badly, that they will talk about things they don’t know anything about. just to save me the time, please go read my rant on ugg haters. now… apply that to apple haters. + fouler language. thanks.
seriously, don’t hate on something you don’t have or can’t afford. because, AGAIN, we both know if you could have one… you...
Pretty ex's
vom:
kneedeepinstatic:
vom:
make me sad.
i’m sorry…
:) Your mix will fix this, I’m sure.
i was actually meaning “i’m sorry (that i’m a pretty ex)” but that’s ok, i understand… :(
Pretty ex's
vom:
make me sad.
i’m sorry…
burning mixes tonight
assuming i don’t do the procrastinate thing. so far i only have 3 PEOPLE! this is your (probably) last chance to get one!
Some nights I thirst for real blood For real knives For real cries And then the flash of steel from real guns In real life Really fills my mind And I really miss what really did exist When I held your throat so tight And I miss the bus as it swerved from us Almost came crashing to its side Sometimes the blood from real cuts Feels real nice When it’s really mine And if you want it to be real...
I hope these help!
http://juliuspaintings.co.uk/pictureData/wallElephant/wallElephantTrunk.jpg
i like this one, thanks for the help!
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i need help..
actually i need pictures of elephants. not actual elephants, pictures of elephant tattoos, elephant cartoons, etc. i might be getting an elephant tattoo and need some ideas to add to my current ideas. i think you can send pictures throught the “ask” feature.
do that. STAT!
There’s something new in my way I thought about him all that day Sitting at home, dying alone Then again, who am I to say? We both know I’ve been down that same road I know it gets lonely when that phone rings It’s the last thing you wanna hear I should know better by now But after all, I’m so tired of explaining All the things I should have said I secretly always knew But...
I WIN.
cigarettelights:
hahahahahha
nope, i win! i did consider doing a post of just “fuck” and other nasty language to see if it goes higher than “R”, but i decided against it.
vom:
isotoldyouso:
crushes:
Boyfriend,
You are the worst boyfriend ever, and I hope you sustain injuries in a freak bad-boyfriending accident in which you fail to say goodnight to your significant other on gchat after promising you would.
(I like you a lot, goodnight).
— Who the fuck else?
I’m sorry, I usually don’t say this because I think it’s offensive, stupid, and overly simplistic....
I’m glad when you’re near and I’m sad when you’re here. That is what it’s like to be me. I’m glad when you’re here and I’m sad when you’re near. This is what it’s like to die alone. This all hurts me so much that i honestly believe you’re the one this is hard for. I’m bartered tact for wit and I’ve already made up a...